Read the entire post:
http://www.howtogetagrip.com/2010/ten-things-you-should-already-know-by-now/
Here is a summary! Great blog.... check it out.
1. What’s important today won’t matter tomorrow
2. Everybody else is furiously improvising, so you can too
3. Nobody thinks about you as much as you think about you
4. It’s OK to piss people off
5. Aspiration is for suckers
6. Nobody tells all the truth, all the time
7. Life doesn’t get better – only your perception of life improves
8. Your family comes first, but not to the detriment of everything else
9. You’re wrong as often as you’re right
10. Men should never wear wigs
Monday, February 14, 2011
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Sunday, July 6, 2008
Upgrade your life!!!! :)
When is the last time you threw out the old and upgraded it for something better? Do it today! Upgrade to a better life, better anything! Just do it.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Do you have what it takes?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Friday, March 21, 2008
Count Me In for Women Entrepreneurs
http://www.countmein.org/site/ One of the celebrities on The Celebrity Apprentice was playing to benefit Count Me In organization which helps gives women entrepreneurs start up money to open or support a business. Pass it on!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Fear is not an option! Inspiring Stories!
Go to www.wowOwow.com to read inspiring stories from some of the most successful women of our time. Great site ladies!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
My thighs were stolen
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thanks to my very good friend for sending me this hilarious post!
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Thanks to my very good friend for sending me this hilarious post!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
You Deserve It!
You Deserve to Renovate Your Life!
You Deserve to Take Risks and Live Your Life to the Fullest!
You Deserve to be Happy!
ADD MORE "YOU DESERVE" in the Comments section!
TREAT YOURSELF TO FLOWERS!
You Deserve to Take Risks and Live Your Life to the Fullest!
You Deserve to be Happy!
ADD MORE "YOU DESERVE" in the Comments section!
TREAT YOURSELF TO FLOWERS!
He's a Maniac!
I've never driven a Kia and don't really know if the car is any good, but the advertising agency that made up this ad has got a handle on funny!
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